would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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