Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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