...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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