I feel like abortions should bother me more
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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