Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
My room smells like vodka and shame
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
