The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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