I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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