Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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