the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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