I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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