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she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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