you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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