I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
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