I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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