Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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