i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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