There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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