singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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