Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I need a beard to bite.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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