If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
my poor anus
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
