All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You have to summon your inner elephant
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
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