hotel room ftw
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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