when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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