after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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