he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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