There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Randomize
