Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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