I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Randomize
