Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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