He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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