butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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