yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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