so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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