he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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