She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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