whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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