so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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