So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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