Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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