And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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