I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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