you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
