Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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