wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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