im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
This is the high leading the old right now
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Randomize
