I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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