So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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