Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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