Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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