shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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