dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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