Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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