Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
