so explain again why im purple
no
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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